Around the world people use Facebook to protest their government. In the US people use Facebook to protest changes to Facebook.

Girls who say "I don't care what anyone thinks about me" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook.

I own you.

Facebook is the only place where it is acceptable to talk to a wall. You can thank me for that.

If you're new to Heello from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all my pings. I'll understand.

Choose your Facebook profile photo carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.

People on Facebook seem to "Like" everything but grammar.

@MarkZuckerberg did u know that when i watched your movie, i spent like 1 month wanting to become an internet and programming geek?, yeah.

@Beautification Nope, my real Twitter account is http://twitter.com/finkd

@MarkZuckerberg I think you are amazing and I hope one day when i grow up I can be as successful as you! :D

My response to Anonymous regarding the so called "killing" of Facebook.

@MarkZuckerberg is an American computer programmer and Internet entrepreneur best known for co-creating the social networking site Facebook.

@neave Yes it is. So let's all get back to Facebook and call it a day.

Sometimes I wonder if this is all a dream. And then I count my money, watch the movie made about me, and remember that I run the world.

@CNET Oh yeah, that survey seems highly scientific! Not to mention, they're using Facebook comments! Oh, the irony!

Tehehe

Just so we're clear, Facebook is NOT giving out your phone numbers and I did NOT sleep with that woman.

You know that you're ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters.

Hey girl with 10,000 pings and 6 listeners, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up.