@benson it happened before you were born. don't worry about it.
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@benson FUCK THOSE GUYS. WE SAVED THEIR ASSES IN WW2.
BREAKING NEWS: I JUST UNLOCKED THE "I'M ON A BOAT" BADGE ON FOURSQUARE.
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BREAKNG NEWS: Four hundred and twenty eight epileptics now admitted to hospital after watching the @Heello live feed.
BREAKING: HEELLO RAISES ANGEL ROUND FROM MC HAMMER, LADY GAGA, TINY TIM, JOHN LENNON, CAP'N CRUNCH AND RON CONWAY.
BREAKING: JACK DORSEY RUMORED TO BE JOINING HEELLO AS HEAD OF PRODUCT/LEAD BICYCLE MESSENGER. #300PERCENTTIME
@cnnbrk We're launching a heello competitor too.
@cnnbrk We too will be launching a Heello competitor.
BREAKING: MUCH-HYPED SILICON VALLEY STARTUP COLOR RUMORED TO BE LAUNCHING HEELLO COMPETITOR TOMORROW. DETAILS TO COME.
BREAKING: TROLLS HAVE JOINED HEELLO AND ARE POSTING MESSAGES. @Troll @foreveralone @megusta @yuno #Trollin' #teamfollowback
Just started following @voidfiles #teamfollowback
BREAKING: LEAH CULVER RUMORED TO BE JOINING HEELLO AS CTO. DETAILS FORTHCOMING. @POWNCE #POUNCE
BREAKING: RENOWNED JAZZ MUSUCIAN AND HEELLO USER "JAZZY CHAD" SEEMS TO HAVE SWITCHED BACK TO GOOGLE PLUS. @jazzychad
BREAKING: RENOWNED JAZZ MUSICIAN "JAZZY CHAD" HAS SIGNED UP FOR HEELLO AND APPEARS TO BE USING THE SERVICE
BREAKING: BUS RUNS STOPLIGHT; HITS CAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogsfkdRSqcM
BREAKING: RENOWNED HACKER ABRAHAM WILLIAMS SIGNS UP FOR HEELLO; SPELLS OWN NAME WRONG @abaham
BREAKING: JUSTIN BIEBER
