What's the sound a bird makes? ...cheep! cheep! HA! You thought I was going to say something else!

Someone asked me if Heello was going to beat Twitter today. My answer? "OH HEELL NO!"

If Heello doesn't start building it's missing features, *someone* else just might have to do it for them.

People are still using this?

Take THAT, Heello! We're still the #1 source for unconfirmed, most likely incorrect reports about Libya! BOOYAH!

BREAKING: Reports say Gaddafi has left Libya. Headed for Heello.

TIP: You cannot delete a Heello account. YOU'RE STUCK HERE. YOU CAN'T GO HOME. YOU ARE TRAPPED.

Congrats Heello on adding video uploads today. Currently firing whoever let you get ahead of us on that.

Happy Birthday Indonesia! (Cheap ping because I'm only saying it due to all the Indonesians on here.)

What does Charlie Sheen do on Heello? #PINGING

HEELLO, Y U NO HAVE BASIC SEARCH FUNCTIONALITY FOR PINGS?!

You can start a revolution on me. On Heello, you can follow a fake Justin Bieber.

I think I'll click on Heello's "What's Happening?' to see what's going on...........NOTHING.

It looks like heello.com/live has become heello.com/dead.

HEELLO, Y U NO HAVE "FAVORITES" FOR PINGS?!

From the Dictionary: Twitter - To speak rapidly and in a tremulous manner, light chirping sound made by certain birds. Heello - _______

Implementing a cool new feature: every time someone follows you on Heello, they automatically unfollow you on Twitter!

For every echo this receives, a retweet goes unnoticed.

Every time you ping, a Twitter bird dies.

VERIFIED: You're a dolt if you think celebrity or parody accounts on Heello are real.