Aaaaan Heello is boring now.

What's Happening? Oh... shoot.

How many people signed up to @heello just to listen to fake accounts? (Not that *I'm* a fake account or anything!).

WADDUP @rage @CNET @pownce ?! I'M BACK as colorquora

@quora @rage @CNET On heello, you don't get banned, you get REINCARNATED. What a cool feature!

This account has not been banned, which proves it is legit.

@wolfblitzer @4chan Exactly. See that verified icon? that's right.

@davemora Clearly I should have been sold to @TwitPic.

Haha. @color's account has been suspended. That's cause *they* were a fake account.

We are now a verified account. This makes it more professional.

@color I'll verify that you have to make me a new avatar :)

... which connects to your LinkedIn which connects to your ... oh fuck it, why are we still building social networking silos?

Ya know, it'd be cool if you could connect your Heello to your Twitter which connects to your Google Plus which connects to your Facebook...

Oooh look at me! I'm @Twitter! Everyone wants to be like me! Let's check in on the Twitterverse! *puke*

@Twitter We get it. You won. Move on! *groan*

@Tumblr @Myztic Don't be such a slut @Tumblr.

@evcon I think you're a fakester.

Six Apart promised me great things. They said we'd be great together. Then they booted me to the curb and changed the locks :(