@ericschmidt you're fired

Come back!

this is not funny. not funny at all.

Please come back.

i love lamp

@youtube You'll be fine. We going to let you host porn. But we're going to change your logo to a fleshy pink. Then you can have a hangout.

I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!!!

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!

DON'T MENTION JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! #justsayin

HA! NO HANGOUTS! ... take that! poxy twitterclone! *ding!*

@leolaporte BWAH HAAHAHAHAH!!.... ..... . . .. no.

@CNET nothing. we've just been killing time until you got here.

SRSLY THO. UR WASTIN UR TIME. ... no... really .... THERE'S NO ONE HERE!! ..... srsly...

UNINSTALLING PAGERANK ███████████████░░ 90% COMPLETE

UNLEASH THE THERMONUCLEAR ANIMATED KITTEHS!!!

@glemak REAL NAMES ONLY PLEEEZ!! :p

COME BACK! HAVE WHATEVER NAME YOU LIKE!! pleeeeeaaaaasse!

Yes. But we have PHONES too!! ROBOTS PHONES! SO, NERR!!

@Arrington!! You're fired!

Is DOPRAH on here yet?